1. kylesimmonsstache:

    bastealinghearts:

    Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

    LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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    "REGULAR" ART

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    FANART

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    OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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    JESUS CHRIST

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    TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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    FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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    LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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    MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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    THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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    OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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    JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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    THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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    LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

    NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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    ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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    FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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    HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

    (Source: prettylittl3flower, via gallifreyishome)

     
  2. cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    (via godplusfivewholeweeds)

     
  3. deadliftbarbie:

    How to parent. [via]

    Louis C.K. is my favorite.

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via alwaysapples--cherries)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  4. yes-i-am-lucifer:

    You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

    (Source: dalasharaia, via caitylicious903)

     
     
  5. What’s Your Number? Bloopers

    (Source: chrisevns, via boyyking)

     
  6. containercontainers:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    smatter:

    bey0nd-my-thoughts:

    paradiseprogram:

    bye mom

    This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

    um what

    you must be new here

    soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via caitylicious903)

     

  7. pipalypso said: chibi nico? :D

    astoria-art:

    You’re lying if you don’t think this has happened at least once.

     
  8. yupitsrex:

    tylerchokely:

    dont push bitch

    can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

    (Source: 4gifs, via tessa-heronduck)

     
  9. sp3ranza:

    praise the lord it’s back

    (Source: videohall, via kanomary)